Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
dude. I can hear the air.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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