Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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