she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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