That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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