I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
