Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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