I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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