Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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