Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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