recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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