We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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