you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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