the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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