Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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