The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Randomize
