I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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