Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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