We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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