kristin has been a bad kristin
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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