who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
All I want is dick and wine.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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