I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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