just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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