what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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