I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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