i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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