youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
bring money and cleavage
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Can you bring me the toilet please
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
