He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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