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(303): View more from Colorado

And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?

(1-303): View more from Colorado

That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence

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(917): View more from New York City

you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.

(720): View more from Colorado

ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...

(917): View more from New York City

no it doesn't.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way

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