dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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