do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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