im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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