Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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