I want to have your abortion
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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