i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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