peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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