Already got asked if we're dating
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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