She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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