the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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