Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Randomize
