Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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