VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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