I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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