Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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