we have officially lost it.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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