college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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