his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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