i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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