At least make sure they are 18
Why
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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