69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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