Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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