As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
false alarm, still single
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