quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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