i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Go christen that room with your naked body.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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