Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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