im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
