We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Randomize
