do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Randomize